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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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Daalne Laga. Main. Cheekhne Lagi. Wo. Huwa Dard
Daalne Laga
Main
Cheekhne Lagi
Wo
Huwa Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki
Wo
Takleef Hui Itni K
Boli Bahar
Nikalo
Khuda K
Waaste Hath
Main Dosra
Kangan Na
Daalo!
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college wali:
college wali:-
MASALAY DAR

office wali:-
NARUM NARUM

muhalay wali:-
GARAM GARAM

mai to roti ki baat ker rahi hun ap kia samjhe
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KAHAN DIL CHHOR AAYE HO
KAHAN DIL CHHOR AAYE HO,
BAHUT CHUP CHAAP REHTE HO,
NA BANTY HO NA SANWARTY HO,
NA KOI BAAT KARTI HO,
BHARI MEHFIL ME BHI AKSAR,
HAMESHA KHOYI REHTI HO,
UDAASI AANKH ME LE KAR,
HAR EK CHEHRE KO TAKTI HO,
KOI JAB YAAD AATA HAI,
TO THANDI AAH BHARTI HO,
TO KHUL KAR KIYON NAHIN KAHETI HO,
K TUM “ MUJH “ SE PYAR KARTI HO.
( YA )
TUM KISI SE PYAR KARTI HO…
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Wife: Bas karog ji
Wife:Bas karog ji..raat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho aur subah k 8 baj chuke hain.
Thake nahi kya?Aur kitna karoge?
Husband:karne do na darling abhi to mere
200 msg aur free hain

 
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Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, to samjh lena ke app

common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
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Aap ko CHODA. . Aap ko pir CHODAAap
Aap ko ‘CHODA’..Aap ko pir ‘CHODA’Aap ko bar bar
‘CHODA’Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye’CHODA AUGUST’
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa
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U r BANDAR. It means
U r BANDAR
It means:

B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic

R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na:p
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ek lrka ek larki
ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
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1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA
1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA...

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JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA

WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI ;)
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T MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the
T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network
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