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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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I think that no matter how old or
I think that no matter how old or infirm I may become, I will always plant a large garden in the spring.
Who can resist the feelings of hope and joy that one gets from participating in natures rebirth?
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happy fools day
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Dirty days hath
Dirty days hath September
April June and November
From January up to May
The rain it raineth every day
All the rest have thirty-one
Without a blessed gleam of sun
And if any of them had two-and-thirty
Theyd be just as wet and twice as dirty.
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Spring makes
Spring makes everything look filthy.
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The trouble aint that there is too many
The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
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Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools
Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.
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There is not any haunt of prophecy
There is not any haunt of prophecy,
Nor any old chimera of the grave,
Neither the golden underground, nor isle
Melodious, where spirits gat them home,
Nor visionary south, nor cloudy palm
Remote on heavens hill, that has endured
As Aprils green endures; or will endure
Like her remembrance of awakened birds,
Or her desire for June and evening, tipped
By the consummation of the swallows wings.
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Today if anyone praises U 4 UR
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them

how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st?.;->
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A spoon does not know the taste of
A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.
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Loosen the foot end of the top sheet
Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and then double it up underneath to tuck it under the top of the mattress. When the person goes to bed, they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.
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