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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there’s only one life vest, I’ll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I’m gonna miss you for sure!
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Let me KISS ur lips
Let me 'KISS’ ur lips,
Let me FEEL ur breath,
Let me TOUCH ur tongue,
O HELLO! Kya..?
This is a msg from COLGATE, reminding u 2 brush ur teeth evryday.
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Hello, . U R So, . art!. S
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!

m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn’t fit
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Where r u? U r u not replying?
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r>
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Three Ways of fast
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
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Teacher: 3 girls are walking in da road
Teacher: 3 girls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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My Sweet Heart
My Sweet Heart
My Kuchikoo
My Nonumonu
My Golumolu
My Darling
My Cutirpir
My Jaany
My Lovely
My Heartbeat
My Sweetest
BILLI Is Missing

Ap Ko Mile To Bata Dijiye Ga
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man
Teacher:”Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?”
Student:”Brotherly love
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Evrything abt u is perfect ur lips
Evrything abt u is perfect - ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! Ur lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
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We click 2geder coz u tink im nice
We ‘click’ 2geder coz u tink im nice & i tink ur nice. U tink im cool & i tink ur cool. U tink im kind & i tink ur kind. u tink im cute & i tink ur RIGHT!
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