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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon SeMat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon SeYeh Hame Barbaad Karte Hai Hum To Sms Ki Bouchaar Karte Hai Aur Yeh 20 paisay Bachane Ki baat Karte Hai… Add to Bucket Im proud that ur my frnd coz urI'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur20% Perfect, 20% Attractive, 20% Great, 20% Amazing, 20% Lovable, in short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!! Add to Bucket A light can replace darkA light can replace darkA success can replace failure A smile can replace pain But nothin can replace U . . WHY? . . . . Defective piece No replacement.. ;-) Add to Bucket Psst! Cutie yes YOU! Ur smiling again ItsPsst! Cutie yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!Add to Bucket Cricket The craze of India"Cricket" The craze of India"Cello" The pen of india "Lux" The soap of India "Amul" The taste of India "U" are the waste of india Add to Bucket Kia la ker aye thyKia la ker aye thyKia la ker jao ga Mujhe sms nehi ker ka Kitna paisa batachao ga Itna paisa batcha ker ka Bachat ka lia mobile mai CNG lag wao gay Add to Bucket A baby monkey asks his fatherA baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!Add to Bucket Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haHi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho . Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi Add to Bucket Ive been thinking about u + meI've been thinking about u + me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!Add to Bucket Was you father a cement mixer?Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.Add to Bucket |
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SMS Message Categories
Love Messages Collection
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Friendship Messages Collection
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Life Messages Collection
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Festival Messages Collection
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Greetings Messages Collection
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