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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se
Mat Mila Ai Khuda Aise Logon Se
Yeh Hame Barbaad Karte Hai
Hum To Sms Ki Bouchaar Karte Hai
Aur Yeh 20 paisay Bachane Ki baat Karte Hai…
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Im proud that ur my frnd coz ur
I'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!!
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A light can replace dark
A light can replace dark
A success can replace failure
A smile can replace pain
But nothin can replace U
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WHY?
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Defective piece
No replacement.. ;-)
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Psst! Cutie yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its
Psst! Cutie yes YOU! Ur smiling again Its coz i told u dat ur CUTE hey Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
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Cricket The craze of India
"Cricket" The craze of India
"Cello" The pen of india
"Lux" The soap of India
"Amul" The taste of India
"U" are the waste of india
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Kia la ker aye thy
Kia la ker aye thy
Kia la ker jao ga
Mujhe sms nehi ker ka
Kitna paisa batachao ga
Itna paisa batcha ker ka
Bachat ka lia mobile mai
CNG lag wao gay
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A baby monkey asks his father
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho .
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
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Ive been thinking about u + me
I've been thinking about u + me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
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Was you father a cement mixer?
Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
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