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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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There were two frnds Jo and Wo
There were two frnds Jo and Wo
One day Jo got scared and suddenly Wo died
Y did Wo die?
Because Jo dar gya,
Wo mar gya
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Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
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1st child mere papa bhahut darpok hai
1st child-mere papa bhahut darpok hai.2nd child-kaise?ist child-jab bhi road cross karte hai meri ungli pakad lete hai.
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Ramu In aalu ke paraathon me aalu nazar
Ramu- In aalu ke paraathon me aalu nazar nahi aa rahe he!!
Shyamu- Yaar naam par mat ja, Kashmiri pulav me kabhi kashmir nazar aata he kya?
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Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is
Child: Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom: Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child: Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain.
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Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge
Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.
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Teacher Kabir Ka Koi Doha Sunao
Teacher - Kabir Ka Koi Doha Sunao.
Little Marwadi child answer - "Kabir Salo Bewkoof doha diyo Banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo Manne diyo fasaye.
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YOU ARE A BANDAR
YOU ARE A BANDAR.MEANS;
B:Beautiful,
A:Attractive,
N:Naughty,
D:Diffarant,
A:And,
R:Respected.
oy jyada khus hone ki jarurat nahi hai ,Ho to bandar hi na!!!.
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Ek Student Dusre Se
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
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5 men with guns barge into
5 men with guns barge into KINGFISHER'S office and shout " all girls lie down on da floor naked quickly"1 girl replied " is it a robbery or our routine meeting
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