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Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he hojana
Partition ka faisla tu 1930 mein he hojana tha lekin hua 1947 main

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ye decide kar rahe thay k sardar kon le ga aur pathan kon le ga :-D
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eik pathan Cycle pe larki k samne zor
eik pathan Cycle pe larki k samne zor say gira or jaldi sy khra ho gya..
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Larki:
oh my god
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Pathan:
Hum aisy he utrta hai...'(':')'
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Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha:

"Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms Send Kr Do, Humara Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy..." ;->
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Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha,
"Mera Prize Bond hr soorat mein nikalna chahiye."

Jaisay hi wo Mazar se bahir aya kisi ne us ki jaib se Prize-bond nikaal liya.
Wo dobara Mazar par gya aur bola,
"JINNAH SAHIB,
pehley puri baat to samajh liya karain."
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Pathan declares
Pathan declares: ....
I will never marry
in my life
&
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I'll give same advice to my children also.
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Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja
Ek pathan ki 10 betiyan thi phir ja kar usko ek beta hua.
Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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Zarurat khan.
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1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas gaya
1 admi angoor bechtay pathan k pas gaya aur bola k sary angoor tol k dedo!

Magar pathan ny nahi dye

bhala kyu?

Wo bola agr tmhy sare de diye 2 pury dn kya bechunga
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Te. cher: what is meant by. I MISS
Te.cher: what is meant by
" I MISS YOU "








Pathan: is ka matlab hai '
me tumhari miss hon'.
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Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya.

Pthan: Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garam rehti ha.
Dost: Tum is me kya laye ho.
Pthan: 4 qulfi or 2 cup chaye
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Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon
Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon ghutnoon per magar Aansu hon gaalon per
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To samajh laina k.
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Tum PESHAWAR main ho....
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