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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum
Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tum dosri shadi karogi?
Girl: nai me apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi
Girl: agar me mar gayi to?
Boy: Me bhi tumari BEHAN ke sath rehlonga
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GN Hai Smart bohat
GN Hai Smart bohat
Woh
hai
bheja
ne Jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
niche
ko
Message Jo
hu
PAGALwoh
Mein
!
Confused?
Ab Niche se uppar padho.
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Why are men happy when they finish a
Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya

Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
...
..
..
...
Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay batai kai kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga kai lai gaya ??????

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
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RiDdLe . . Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY
" RiDdLe "

Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?

ItS VeRy EaZy


Koni
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V sms each other bcoz u think I
V sms each other bcoz u think I am nice, I think u r nice, u think I m cool, I think u r cool, u think I am sweet, I think u r sweet, u think I am smart. I think u r right.

Gu!u.:ow
poo6
6u!l!wS
d33>l
confused...?
Turn ur mobile upside down & read it again....
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Jo log Dard ko Samjet hai Wo kbi
Jo log Dard ko Samjet hai Wo kbi dard ki wazah nhi batate

Aur Jo Log Sachi Mohbat Kret Hai

Wo Dard Sehna Tu Jante Hai Pr Drd

Dena Nhi Jante
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Math magic: Ur celfon number last digit x
Math magic: Ur celfon number last digit x 2, + 5, x 50, + ur AGE, + 365, & - 615, the last 2 nos, is ur age & 1st is ur celfone's last no.JUST TRY IT!
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Q. What grows when it eats
Q.What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
A.Fire.
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why are there life jackets in airplanes and
why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
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