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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
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S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg
S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:

S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI?

B@NT@ :vo kU?

S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi.

B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?

S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->
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American: In our country
American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female
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Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
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Santa was standing in sun on a hot
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
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Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari
Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws.
Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him!
Santa: I can't. I ran out of film.
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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don"t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Santa asked Banta
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Banta sent sms to Santa
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Man: I Got A Brand
Man: I Got A Brand

New Ford IKON 4 My Wife!

Santa: Wow! Dats

Unbelievable

Exchange Offer!
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