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Tired of being serious in life and finding a reason to laugh out and make others laugh, try out our SMS collection on sardar jokes or santa banta or even the tongue twisters and spread out the laughter by sharing it with your friends by sending them one message that made you laugh.
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Sardar was writing the passive voice of I
Sardar was writing the passive voice of 'I MADE A MISTAKE' Guess what did he write?? . ' I WAS MADE BY A MISTAKE ! '

SaaMer
(aik chota sa Shair)
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Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya
Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
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Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50
Ek Sardar ko 5OO Or 50
Note Chapnay Ka Tender MiLa
Sardar Ne Kagaz Paper Bachanay Liay ek Taraf 500 Or Dosri Taraf 50 ka Note Chap Diay
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1st Sardar to other
1st Sardar to other,

Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar)
hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?

2nd Sardar,

“Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta
tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye”
Samjhey!
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She is kidding
"She is kidding."

sardar translated dis into urdu.


"Woh bachey dey rahi hai."
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Srdar 2 hs Frend
Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!
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Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya
Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya,
Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun?
Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!
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Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh
Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain , aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai
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Sardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya
Sardar ko ek unknown NO se msg aya
usne apne sab dosto se wo msg paper pe likhwaya,
magar q?

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Sab ki handwritng sms ki writng se match karne k liye.. ;->
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Sardar interview in u
Sardar interview in u.s embassy,
Q ur name please?
A: Baldev Singh
Q: Sex?
A: ji 2 times in a day
Q: I mean male or female?
A: donsnot matter jo mil je ohi Thok di daaa…
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