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Jab tum is duniya se jaogeJab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge, Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua, Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge. Add to Bucket Porpose karne ka naya stylePorpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!Add to Bucket Ae khuda mere is dost koAe khuda mere is dost koHathi ki takat Sher ki awaz Chetay ki speed Or Hiran sa sundar roop de. . . . . . . . . . Baki KHOTAY ka DIMAGH to is k pass hy hi. Add to Bucket Kitna Bekar Janwar HaiKitna Bekar Janwar HaiDuniya Is Ko Nakara Hi Samajhti Hai Is Main Aqal B Nahi Hoti Magar Is Bechare Ki Himmat To Dekho Ye Sms Kitne Ghor Se Per Rhaa Hay Add to Bucket American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my countryAmerican Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my countryjapanese says, Fish play ball in my country Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi, Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai Add to Bucket Apne sar pe hath pheroApne sar pe hath pheroaik bar phir phero, chalo aik bar phir pher lo, chalo bus last martibar sar pe hath phero, ab to yaqin aagaya ke gadhe ke sar par sengh nahin hote Add to Bucket When I was a dogWhen I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!Add to Bucket RECEIPE: 1. TAKE A BOWL OF GRAPES 2.RECEIPE:1.TAKE A BOWL OF GRAPES 2.STAND IN FRONT OF MIRROR 3.PUT UR HAND IN BOWL. RECEIPE NAME:”LANGOOR KE HATH ME ANGOOR”.Add to Bucket Aisa DOSTANA humaraAisa DOSTANA humara,Mein KASHTI tu KINARA, Mein VARSHA tu BADAL, Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL, Mein HOT tu COOL, Mein APRIL tu FOOL. Ha Ha Ha ... Add to Bucket hey wat do u call d Gal whohey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???. . . . . . PUSH-PA Add to Bucket |
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