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Wife hints to husband for a new car
Wife hints to husband for a new car
saying,
"Dear, buy me something that goes 0 to 80 in 3 seconds when I'm on it"

Husband giftd her


A Weighin Machine! ;)
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Husband: . You know
Husband:
You know,
wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,
I still got mine with me!
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1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
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Wife: If I removed da cook amp; make
Wife: If I removed da cook & make da food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?

Husband: I don?t hav 2 pay u, u?ll get my entire insurance amount.;-)
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HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7
HoW Wives Call TheiR HusBanDz In FirsT 7 YrZ:
1st Yr... AG
2nd Yr..OG
3rd Yr... SuNTeY HOo
4th Yr... BuNTy K BaPUu
5th Yr... MaINeY KaHa SuNTeY HOo
6th Yr... KaHA MaR GayE
7th Yr... AaP AatY HOo K My AaO...
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Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz
Aik Ghar se har waqt hasne ki awaz ati thi.
Aik Sahab us Ghar gae ta k itni khushgwar zindagi ka raz malom kar saken.
Shohar nay bataya k, ?Meri Biwi larti hai to mujhay jootay say marti hai. Joota LAG jai to woh hansti hai aur NA LAGAY to
main hansta hoon!?
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Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days
Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days...!

Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me By Coming Back Early, OtherWise U'll Be Surprised. . . ;->
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BIWI shohar se
BIWI shohar se
"Tum shadi ke bad badal gaye ho!",

"SHOHAR"
Maine tumhein pehlay hi bata diya tha ke mujhey shadi shuda larkiyon main koi dil chaspi nahi... ;->
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Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata
Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3 tickets laya hn movie k wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband ek tumara or baqi 2 tumaray amme abbu k.
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Ek aurat apni saheli se boli
Ek aurat apni saheli se boli

main ne apni husbnd ko shadi k 2 ma bad lakh pati bna diya

Saheli : kya wo phle ghareeb thy

Aurat : nahi phle wo carorepati thy
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